graytune:

it’s the freakiest show: Yo, David Yates -

flapperorslapper:

Are you disrespecting the history of Doctor Who? Art thou calling the writers second best?! Art thou calling the producers lame tv folks?! But they ain’t even lame tv folks. But they ain’t even lame tv folks, though.

The fans are totally bovveréd, though! Fans? Bovveréd? Fans? Bovveréd?  We be quite bovveréd, forsooth. You create a new film and we defend the classic and revived serials. Bovveréd? Fans? We’re totally bovveréd. New casting? New storylines? We’re certainly bovveréd.

Our Tenth Doctor did once burn up a sun.
Ginger is far more red than his hair ever be red.
If every Doctor thus far be white, why then many companions’ breasts are dun.
If stalks be eyes, mechanic eye grow on Dalek heads.
We have seen Rose damaskd, pink and yellow,
But no such companions see we, due to hiatus, in weeks.
And in some Petrichor perfumes is there more delight,
Than in the breath as a gift from our Nine reeks.
We love to hear Idris speak, yet well we know
That her box form hath quite a pleasing sound.
We grant we never saw how Eight’s regeneration did go.
Our Eleven, when he walks, often stumbles on the ground.
And yet, in television form, we think our love as rare
As any redone film version with false compare.

Bite us, Director Boy!

Personally, a Doctor Who film doesn’t bother me very much, but this is awesome xD

Who wrote this.. ALL the awards. From the first sentence I couldn’t help but read this in Catherine’s voice.