July 2012
I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
It’s raining
WHY IS IT ALWAYS RAINING
It’s July.
Actually, August tomorrow.
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SUMMER, HOLLAND, LEARN YOUR FUCKING SEASONS.
Spring, SUMMER, autumn, winter.
Not spring, autumn, winter, repeat.
I’m not ready for winter to come.
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
Watching men’s 100m freestyle
my oh my